Welcome to this first edition of the Daily Moaner (incorporating the Weekly Whinge), home of world-class whining, hand wringing and all-round general despair. Whether the subject is the weird ways of women, the even weirder ways of Americans, or just the infuriating thingey-ness of life, here you can relax and experience high-quality moaning. Or why not join in and add your own two-pennyworth in the comments section.
All of the slaves staff at our palatial offices are fully qualified complainers, with hundreds of years experience in the field. My associate editor and some-time bedmate Grizelda Atkins (no, really!) will also be going on and on and on about the short-comings of men. I shall be doing my best, as always, to handle women.
Also posting from time to time will be great-great-aunt
Gwendolyn. It is true that she actually died in 1928, but she left for posterity her Commonplace book, a hand-written tome of 322 eye-straining pages, dating back to 1876. My aunt had been jilted at the altar, and spent the rest of her days waiting for Mr Right. Sadly, he got the wrong house, and married the woman next door.
Such is life….