Another Meteorite Entirely
Two cricket fans watching last week’s Sussex-Middlesex match were dumb-founded amazed slightly surprised when a meteorite whizzed down beside them and plonked itself against the boundary board. As they watched, the spectators were astounded when the stony object split into two pieces and little green men emerged suddenly — nothing happened.
A meteorite expert said that the rock had been on the go across space for 4.5 billion years next Thursday, though it was a shadow of its former self; and proved that God had a fantastic aim.
It is believed to be the first instance of something faintly interesting to occur during a cricket match.