The Daily Moaner

July 24, 2010

News From America 1

Filed under: America — Tags: — lenko @ 11:14 am

First in a series of weekly round-ups of the best — but more likely the worst —  of our American cousins.

MommyBuy our Asbestosis… American lobbyists spray out the dollars to sell one of the planet’s deadliest materials to third world countries.

Georgie W will soon be a Saint… Over here, the Labour party are to the Left.  Over there, Republicans are on the right.  So why do they sound so similar? Just try substituting Gordon for Bush in Paul Krugman’s analysis.

B.P. Run by Photoshopped Demons from Outer Space…  As you know, B.P. is the fount of all true evil, and nothing it has ever done has ever been right, and its executives sit on the naughty step for all time.  And they bugger about with photo’s too.

Vote For Cowboy Boots!  Republican idiot says voters should vote for him because “I do not wear high heels.  I wear cowboy boots. They have real bullshit on them .”  Female rival Republican idiot is outraged.

Mosque Bad… Strip-club Good… More fake outrage at Ground Zero, New York.

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