Poor Bob Ainsworth, Britain’s newest and hapless Defence Secretary. Someone has been taking liberties with his Wikipedia entry, replacing his portrait first with a diagram of a human rectum, and subsequently with another of a human vagina. What can they be trying to imply?
The Daily Moaner’s high journalistic standards preclude our printing these humiliating and indeed disgusting photographs, and Wikipedia editors have magicked them away. So you will just have to take our word for it.
Bob Wigsworth MP
Unless, of course, you sneak over to Ollie’s place at Red Rag, by clicking here.
Defamed by the Times as being “stodgy as porridge, inspiring as a cabbage”, “Slow” Bob has also been defamed by one conservative-leaning commentator as “a wig-wearing wanker“.
We say — does this look like a wig? Of course not.
Just a bad hair day.