Your normally placid and long-suffering editor is shaking with fury. Coming back from the shops in the car, (where he purchased a whole week’s worth of delicious vegetables. Yummy! ) he made the mistake of listening to an interview on Radio 4 with one Bob Wigsworth, our hapless Defence Minister.
Bob Ainsworth, Seen here with his Wig
Last October, we were content to merely mock him as a perineum, being something between a front and a back bottom. Read it by clicking here. Now he has progressed the whole way, though in which direction, we’re not sure.
The interview was ten minutes of mind-shattering BOLLOCKS, even from a Minister of the Government which has specialised in bollocks over many years. Every question was evaded by the usual trick of answering another question, or just downright lying.
When pinned down by the interviewer commenting that one of the Generals — can’t remember which one — disagreed with Gordo’s bare-faced lie to Chilcot that the troops had had all the equipment they had asked for, she asked if Mr Wigsworth was saying that the General was wrong. The idiot replied “If I have to.”
Many of the Minister’s answers were prefaced with the word “Look — “ The Daily Moaner has added this to its list of Political Laws, to be published soon. It is the desperate noise made by politicians caught flat-footed and with their wigs askew, searching for some more bollocks.
“Oh My God,” he was thinking. “I’ve run out of bollocks. What am I going to do ? What am I going to say ?” Then — suddenly – inspiration. He leans forward and fixes the interviewer with a steady gaze. Honest Bob Wigsworth rides again.
“Look – “
How much longer do we have to put up with these incompetent idiots, most of whom have never done a decent day’s work in their lives? The Daily Moaner is not the kind of publication that would ever, ever say “Fuck off and die!”
But we hope that Mr Wigsworth will go away into a corner somewhere and quietly expire.