Hey Everyone -- Watch This!
Remember the advice the Daily Moaner gave to all you Evil Overlords out there? Of course you do! It was only a week ago. Click here to brush up your skills.
Now any Evil Overlord worth his or her salt will need a plan to destroy the Earth. Why? Because , that’s why! It’s what Evil Overlords do . Shut up and listen.
Some Very Clever People at qntm.org have been bending their brains to provide you with suggestions. Because it’s not a pushover, as Dubya found out. As they say on their web-site:
Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.
You’ve seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You’ve heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.
Fools. The Earth is built to last.
You can find detailed instructions for Earth-destroying here. Some of these methods are expensive — it won’t be easy sourcing millions of tons of anti-matter, or a universal fission machine (try Maplins), but Evil Overlords can solve this kind of problem in their sleep. You’ll be destroying the earth in no time.
Let us know when you’re ready. We’ll send a photographer.