Good news for gardeners! A team of Portuguese researchers have been… um — researching the effects of Viagra on the male sex organs of plants. The Daily Moaner didn’t even know that plants had sex organs, but apparently — while we’re not looking — the plants in the garden are at it all the time.
We were shocked — shocked! we tell you — to discover that the male’s huge throbbing stamen delivers sperm to the female’s pink panting pulsating pistil on a regular basis. Without even being introduced! They don’t even know their names!
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But sometimes — you know, maybe the boy plant is tired… or maybe he’s got financial problems and other worries… and it just doesn’t… you know… Do we have to spell it out for you? So he needs a little something that will — um — stiffen his resolve… make him try harder … He needs a little blue pill, okay? Preferably in water.
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