The Daily Moaner

December 13, 2009

Enough With the Cats Already!

Filed under: Animals — Tags: — lenko @ 1:07 pm

Forced to read other peoples’ rubbish this last two weeks, rather than write our own more creative rubbish, the Daily Moaner has had it up to here with bloody cats !  The internet is overflowing with these creatures. Whole sites are devoted to furry frisky felines and their frolics, and the havoc they can wreak with a ball of wool, and other mischief.

All these cats are cute .  This seems to be a law of nature.  There are cute cats sliding through letter-boxes, cute cats being ironed on a frosty morning, cute cats climbing the outside walls to enter the house through the upper story.

Catburgers

Catburgers

More cute cats are caught trying to skate on a frozen pond, or kittens “laughing” as they hide in cardboard boxes. There are cats falling asleep in strange positions, cats running full-tilt into windows, cats dancing, cats sparring, and cats chasing their own tails.

Especially loathsome are even cuter cats dressed in doll’s clothes, or riding bikes. Cats cuddling up to obviously drugged dogs who should by rights be ripping their throats out.  One can only hope that all these cats, a split second after the photo was taken, scratched their owner’s eyes out.

Your editor, by the way, is not  a very nice man. Not a very nice man at all .

3 Comments »

  1. I love cats myself but dont think I could eat a whole one.

    Comment by strep73 — December 15, 2009 @ 10:55 am

  2. Website under review…

    Awww.. ……

    Trackback by Website under review — January 27, 2010 @ 12:35 pm

  3. Hi… thanks for the comment, though I didn’t understand it. Why is your web-site under review?

    lenko

    Comment by lenko — January 30, 2010 @ 12:07 pm

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