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		<title>Meteorite Scores Six</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3921</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:36:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bloody Sport!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Two cricket fans watching last week&#8217;s Sussex-Middlesex match were dumb-founded amazed slightly surprised when a meteorite whizzed down beside them and plonked itself against the boundary board.  As they watched, the spectators were astounded when the stony object split into two pieces and little green men emerged suddenly &#8212; nothing happened. A meteorite expert said that the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tory Totty and Labour Lovelies</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3862</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[British Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Famous Wankers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scandal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that Dave-the-Pink-and-Shiny and Crown Prince Clegg have taken over, a brand-new sleaze season has begun.   Hooray!  So here is a round-up of recent news stories which the politicians would much rather not talk about. String &#8216;em up:  Oh dear, new borey-Tory Rory Stewart doesn&#8217;t think much of his constituents, who are &#8220;primitives holding up their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Know-How</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3893</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Great surprise this week at the Pentagon, where an audit has revealed that 8.7 billion dollars &#8212; that&#8217;s 8.7 billion dollars &#8212; cannot be accounted for. This amount was the largest part (96% of 9.1 billion) of funds entrusted to them, in order to rebuild&#8230; er&#8230; what was the name of that place they bombed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Kind of Map</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3878</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Satire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Remember our recent post of the Daily Mail&#8217;s tube-map for generating head-lines and news &#8220;stories&#8221;?  We have a different kind of map for you, the common thread being&#8230; well&#8230; stupidity. We stole this from Crispian Jago, who runs Science, Reason and Critical Thinking.  Bet you never associated those words with the Daily Moaner. Crispian, who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fat News</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3865</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food and Drink]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Remember that TV documentary about liposuction ?  All those disgusting, greasy, yellow dollops of fat they removed?   Remember when Vanessa Feltz suddenly slimmed down by a ton or two?  Remember when you yourself lost that fifteen pounds last summer? Where do you think all the lost fat went?  Perhaps you thought you sweated it out, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Play School</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3833</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 10:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[British Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So&#8230; what did we learn this week, children?  No, don&#8217;t all call out at once. Yes Susan?  Speak up dear&#8230; yes, we learned that we knew when 9/11 happened that Iraq had nothing  to do with it.  That nice Mrs Manningham-Buller told us, yes.   And the Labour people knew too &#8212; very good Susan. Yes, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>News From America 1</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3822</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 10:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[First in a series of weekly round-ups of the best &#8212; but more likely the worst &#8212;  of our American cousins. Buy our Asbestosis&#8230; American lobbyists spray out the dollars to sell one of the planet&#8217;s deadliest materials to third world countries. Georgie W will soon be a Saint&#8230; Over here, the Labour party are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wheeeeee!</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3807</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Andrew Lansley, the new all-action Health Secretary, is taking his axe to the Change4Life public health campaign, which was set up in January 2009 to tackle rising obesity levels.  Our Andrew says a new approach is needed, now that &#8220;the brand &#8221; has been &#8220;pump primed &#8220;, and that people need to be &#8220;empowered &#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TAX REFUND NOTIFICATION &#8212; WARNING</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3800</link>
		<comments>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3800#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 22:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a shameful thing to admit, I know, but when I&#8217;m not writing garbage for this blog, I work as an accountant and tax agent.  I know, I know&#8230; but we all have a darker side, one that we prefer not to talk about. But tonight I had an e-mail &#8212; it said it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get Your Stupid Here!</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3796</link>
		<comments>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3796#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 20:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Posted without comment:]]></description>
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		<title>The Fat Lady Dances</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3766</link>
		<comments>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3766#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 10:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Satire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hard upon the heels of the news that Ed Balls will be appearing on &#8220;How to Look Good Naked &#8220;, we hear that Ann Widdecombe will be put through her paces on &#8220;Strictly Come Dancing &#8220;.  This could almost be described as unreality TV, and the song &#8220;Stately as a Galleon &#8221; begins playing in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moral Underground</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3772</link>
		<comments>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3772#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 20:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Satire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In what can only be described as a badly-needed public service, The Poke website has come up with an underground map of the Daily Mail&#8217;s priorities.  Scroll down for the map and click to get the whole thing.  They also have a poster &#8212; sizes and prices not available at the moment. It is now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make Your Own Pound</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3754</link>
		<comments>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3754#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 20:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[British Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Europe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While most of us have been shuddering at the thought of a naked Ed Balls, or busy hanging Mandelson&#8216;s book on the wall of the outside loo, the world of currencies and super-finance has been working itself up into a tizzy. The Daily Moaner economics guru seems to have fled, leaving only a note saying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Naked Balls</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3743</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[British Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Famous Wankers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[LabourList  (we read it for the totty) has filed a story so disgusting that we can hardly bring ourselves to tell you.  Although, of course, we will. It seems that, in the prevailing spirit of do-anything- to-get-on-TV, a certain Edward Balls has agreed to appear on a BBC show called &#8220;How to Look Good Naked&#8221;.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mandelslime</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3725</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[British Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Famous Wankers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You will already be aware that slime moulds have a function in the scheme of things. Wikipedia (which is never wrong) says that they feed on micro-organisms who live within dead wood.  (I think we have a picture somewhere to show you).  These micro-thingies eat the wood, and when they are finished, the slime moulds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get Your Priorities Right!</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3711</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Men of God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Daily Moaner brings you not one, not two, but three &#8212; yes, three ! &#8212; stories from the heart of Vatican City, the enclave of Rome which controls the lives of 1.1 billion superstitious people believers throughout the world. First, there are new rules which slam shut the stable door on paedophile priests.  And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sorry &#8212; No Kalamari</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3690</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 21:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bloody Sport!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Paul the Octopus can breathe again as he watches the World Cup Final from the liquid safety of his tank.  His predictive record is 100% sucessful, and Spain are the proud new holders of the cup.  A sterile and foul-filled ninety minutes were followed by a sterile and foul-filled thirty minutes.  It was all slightly less [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re Shocked &#8212; Shocked, We Tell You!</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3665</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Smut]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Staff at the Daily Moaner are reeling at the news which has reached them, (three months late as usual).  Just like yourselves, we can hardly wait for our copy of the Daily Utah Chronicle , the student paper at the University of Utah, and were aghast that it hadn&#8217;t arrived. Now, tipped off by a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scrabblin&#8217; on Facebook</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3651</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 11:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Your editor is a Scrabble fan, and uses F*c*b**k most days to play against the Daily Moaner&#8217;s Spanish correspondent.  (Her English is fairly poor, but that is only because she comes from Bristol ).  Having said that, she is  in the lead, having won 17 games to my 15.  Flukes obviously. But now a terrible [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Border-Line Paranoia</title>
		<link>http://dailymoaner.com/?p=3601</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 12:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Meanwhile, a million miles from the World Cup and Wimbledon&#8230; The voices in American heads continue to inspire fear and hatred of all things &#8220;un-American &#8220;, and any tiny imagined threat to &#8220;the American way of life &#8220;, (i.e. big fuel-guzzling cars, invading countries, swaggering, boasting, and generally being a pain in the arse to [...]]]></description>
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