Well, didn’t we warn you? Didn’t we forecast in our post here that those new all-over body scanners at airports would attract all kinds of undesirables?
Now look what we’ve got — lots of young naked people, protesting and being naked, and handing out leaflets and being naked . And… and… being naked , some of them with young nubile female naked bodies, and — your editor is going for a cold shower!
OK, so they’re all German and we can’t understand a word, but — who cares? They’re naked!
Your editor is not the tidiest of people. Paperwork seems to breed during the night. He needs a responsible adult to prevent him buying more books on every trip out. They overflow the shelves. And the dishes seem to need washing every 4 or 5 days,too.
BUT… the work does get done fairly soon. The dishes get washed and put away, the shelves get dusted, the books tidied and sometimes even read. And at the end of a week, the place is no worse than it was last week. Not like this…
Where Did I Leave the Bed?
Maybe I'll Go Out and Pee
If there are any estate agents reading this (real estate agents to our US readers) the Daily Moanerwould be interested in how to phrase the sales literature for this place. The owner, by the way, was a woman, who suddenly moved away. We think maybe she just gave up and decided to begin all over again.
Must Buy a New Ashtray
Must Clean Up in Here
How about “a great property for re-development “? No? Or “an unpretentious bijou place with that lived-in look “.
Or maybe the honest approach — “A squalid hovel, untouched since Dickensian times “.
Not shown here is the smell — not easy to snap a smell — or the fleas. There were rumours of two cats, but they hadn’t been found. Maybe lurking under the rubble. Who knows?
