Remember Sean Connery in Goldfinger? Thunderball? And that marvellous creation, the Aston Martin DB5 . It can be yours. No, really …
This is no ordinary Aston Martin. This is the one augmented a little by Q. Remember? There are the machine guns mounted at the front… ideal for clearing the road ahead. And the revolving number plates to confuse the hell out of those cop cars with automatic number-plate recognition… how can you survive without those?
Also included is a cute little button for spraying oil on the road, another for creating a smoke-screen, and second best of all – wheel-mounted tyre slashers for seeing off Jeremy Clarkson at that burn-up at the lights.
You want more? The windscreen is made from bullet-proof glass and the very best of all — an ejector-seat button, in case Jeremy Clarkson is actually your passenger.
The whole thing comes in silver and is currently up for auction. It can be yours for as little as — five million or more. That’s pounds, not dollars. Almost as much as you spend on red wine every month.
Go on — you know you want to…