Yet another vital public service, brought to you by the Daily Moaner. This time, how to calculate what your physical components are worth when they are no longer a going concern — break-up value. Your editor, who according to his (hem-hem !) assistant Grizelda is worth only $20 dollars alive, turns out to be more valuable as a corpse, at $4,200.
This comes courtesy of oneplusyou.com, a dating site, though the guys and gals pictured on it may just be interested in your (dead) body. You can take the quiz yourself here, without registering. Interestingly, they don’t say exactly how to realise your value as a cadaver. Medical science? Spare parts? Who knows?
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Other quizzes at the same site include “What are your chances of surviving a Zombie apocolypse?“ (Grizelda scored 46% survival rate) and ” What would your body taste like to a cannibal?” Answer: Barbequed Chicken.
Your editor also took the quiz on “How Many Germs Live on Your Keyboard?”, but does not wish to discuss the results.
And the editor’s decision is final.