Filed under: Art — Tags: General — lenko @ 7:55 pm
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. That is indeed a monster penis, rising majestically (as penises do) when St Petersburg’s Leiteny Bridge is opened to allow semenseamen ships through. Of course, when the bridge is closed again, the giant penis does tend to wilt. (As penises also do.)
The huge drawing — 22o feet long — was made by a radical art collective to highlight the security measures which will be in place for an important forum in June. Not that we care, because – look! It’s a giant penis. Something which you don’t see every day. I’m sure our lady readers would agree.
One of the artists has been picked up by the fuzz, a painful experience, and fined. Latest information is that it is still going up and down. Readers are encouraged to write in with further smutty double-entendres.
Way back… when cinema was cinema and worth watching… you’d cuddle your girl in the back row… and though your attention was partly on her… somehow you got to see all these films. And years later, you remember them… all of them, every one… but you can’t remember the girl.
Please spare a thought and some small change for American businessman John McAfee, inventor of anti-virus software, who is feeling the pinch in these cruel times.
His personal net worth has reportedly nose-dived from a high of one hundred million dollars to a paltry four million. He has been forced to part with his ten passenger Cessna jet, and is now faced with selling his one remaining investment property,
Likewise, McAfee’s annual income has plummetted, and he is now trying to scrape by on half a million. And like all Americans, he has out-of-pocket expenses that we just don’t have over here.
Like health insurance. And ammunition.
Here at the Daily Moaner, our hearts go out to him. Whatever that means. This poor, poor man. How is he going to manage? We ask all our readers — please! — dig into your wallets, your socks under the mattress, your numbered Swiss bank accounts, and donate NOW to this worthy cause.
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. That is indeed a monster penis, rising majestically (as penises do) when St Petersburg’s Leiteny Bridge is opened to allow semen seamen ships through. Of course, when the bridge is closed again, the giant penis does tend to wilt. (As penises also do.) 
