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Shock Horror! Election Becomes Fun!
Just when you thought that the bastards in suits would never stop talking, along comes a little light relief, and they start crying. Our Prime Minister is one of those people who are nice as pie to our faces, and are calling us all the names of seven devils the very instant we have turned our backs. And he’s well-known for it — just never been caught on camera.
To add to the all-round enjoyment, Mandelson went on TV to say that “sometimes we all say things we don’t mean”. When we say things we don’t mean, Peter, we are lying , aren’t we? What are we doing when we say things we don’t mean? That’s right — lying . Good boy.
Mandelson has already been nominated for the Daily Moaner’s Wanker of the Year Competition. He is now joined by Gordon Brown for a faux pas supreme, when he labelled an inoffensive, reasonable lady pensioner “some bigoted old woman”. The prize will be awarded later this year by a panel of judges including Neil Kinnock, John Major and Simon Cowell, all previous wankers winners.
After the initial laugh error, Gordon (with an exquisite sense of comic timing) issued a radio apology, holding his head in his hands as he did so. After being unaware he was still miked up, it now appears he was unaware that he was on camera.
Still doing well and getting laughs from a packed house, Gordon then crawled round to the ladies house to cringe and grovel and prostrate himself at her feet, while the world’s press waited in the street. God, it was enjoyable!
They watched it in Rochdale, they watched it in Malaga, they even watched it in the U.S. of A. He was playing literally to a world-wide audience of millions. The Labour party has never enjoyed such exposure.
Since the event occurred, every TV station in the known Universe has replayed the clip roughly every twenty seconds. A Rochdale lady pensioner is now the most famous women ever. A recording contract and a tour on the lecture circuit are in progress.
